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The Royal Bafokeng Stadium, Rustenburg, South Africa.
So we really established the men from the boys yesterday. The winners from the losers. In most cases, it was pretty damn conclusive. Greece and South Africa, y’all ain’t goin no where! Group C is pretty much similar. Group D throws-up some tight-ass match ups , and although there’s quality in all 4 squads, the top 2 could be decided by the tightest of margins this time round. Epicness guaranteed!
Group C: England, United States of America, Algeria, Slovenia.
ENGLAND – The nearly men of the beautiful game now have as good a chance as ever of finally reaching their obvious potential. They haven’t been helped in the past few years with coaches like Hoddle, Keegan, Sven and worst of all, Steve-fucking-McClaren proving to be as shit as the country’s weather. Enter the Spicy Italian Fabio Capello, one of Europe’s top coaches and the disciplinarian who won’t allow the WAG’s to join the party..and you get a squad of frustrated yet motivated overpayed toolbags who have to channel their energy on their games!
Just to recap, whatever could’a gone wrong pre-SA2010 has already happened and surely England can just play to win and go far now, for once!? John Terry cheated on his wife with his best-friend’s ex and lost the captaincy to Rio Ferdinand, who screwed up a ligament last week. Capello also made the gravely error of omitting Arsenal winger Theo Walcott – but thats all the drama that the nation needs. Hopefully, they play as a team this time as opposed to playing like individualist, headless chickens and they’ll be a match to anyone. Make no mistake about it, these boys will definitely qualify from Group C and depending on consistancy, could well go further than that dreaded Quarter-Final placement this year.
There’s stars galore, too. The assholes who think they belong in that category but actually don’t, have already been mentioned. Someone that craps on the list and belongs on a planet of his own is Manchester United striker WAYNE ROONEY , who possess the strength of a bull, his shooting is hard as ass, he can run rings for a fatboy and he’s better and fresher in the 90th minute than in the 1st. Chelsea FC’s midfield maestro FRANK LAMPARD is key to England’s success also, and with all guns blazing, we’re looking at a team destined to go far. And there’s no better game to prove yourself in than an opening match against the USA. Yankees watch out – the Three Lions are coming for you!
VERDICT: The Three-Lions will be roaring on!
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